last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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