No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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