3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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