people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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