38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I am mentally ready for anal.
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