I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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