ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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