i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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