): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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