Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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