That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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