the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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