So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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