is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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