I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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