Do you still have your period?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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