I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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