i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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