That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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