You're so nebulous sometimes
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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