the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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