sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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