The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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