you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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