Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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