I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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