dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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