Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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