Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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