i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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