Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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