their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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