the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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