did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
