Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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