i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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