no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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