we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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