my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Semen is not good for contacts.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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