I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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