I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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