How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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