scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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