do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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