at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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