Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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