so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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