hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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