You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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