I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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