apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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