Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.