this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
seriously i just wanna be friends
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.