I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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