just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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