sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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