True but thats because hes a fetus.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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