VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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