Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
